Why not use water cannons?’

Ferguson is a township of St. Louis, my ‘home’ city

I get she’s not from this country and if you aren’t aware, water cannons have special meaning to Americans who’ve read a book if they didn’t see it happen live. Oppressive whites have a history using them on black protestors for civil rights, you ignorant slag.

See this link to the ignorant slag’s suggestion as a talking head on CNN:

http://t.co/COPNGbuMVF

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FAO GOF, how far away is…

The Mississippi River (and Illinois–the state–is on the other side of it).

Bear in mind GOFy, me lad, CHItown is in northern Illinois. It’ll take about 4 hours to get there, not counting that obnoxious orange construction cone they placed mid-way. I’m the blue dot, driving along the blue line to the red ‘pin’ drop.

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On the way to Chicago, there are various routes but I’d probably use the JB Bridge, which isn’t very long. It’s just 1.2km across to Illinois.

PS: I don’t live in these towns but I used to live in House Springs as a teen:)

Also: ‘as the crow flies’ means directly, like a rule-line on a map, not counting going up and down hills or around springs, farms or long horned beef.

I ain’t movin’. Herb? You movin’ for that Hillbilly?’

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homemade Nutella-ish, looks like baby poo, tastes markedly better

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I used almonds (Nutella uses hazelnuts). Of all the nuts I have on hand, -English Walnuts, some call ‘walnuts’ but don’t try that shite with a Hillbilly, there are English and Black, pecans, hickory, and yours truly almonds sounded the best when I ‘tasted’ them, roasted, in my mind.

Next! I had the oven warming to make a frittata–this is the best time to oven-roast nuts as it’s fired up anyway and you don’t need to roast nuts long.

I popped 1C into a cast iron pan and stuck it in. My oven happened to be at 400F but higher is better for roasting (of course you can do this in a skillet but you get a lower quality product that way with whole nuts. Had I been using ground nuts, I’d still have used the oven since it was on but otherwise, I’d have used a skillet on the stovetop. The reason is even heat distribution. Ground means more nut surface is in contact with the heat source. With whole on stovetop, even if you manage to not scorch where they touch, the whole nut isn’t ‘roasted.’ I’m just warning you, do as you please but what I just shared is my Hillbilly Wisdom and that’s worth a bundle, Flatlanders!

-are the new readers gone yet?

Roast them bitches. When you start smelling them (in a good way, hopefully you didn’t walk off to watch Ferguson burn. Since I don’t use the tv, this wasn’t a problem), use a spatula (I used a tablespoon cos it was already in my hand) and flip ‘em around a bit. The darker ones are roasted. I don’t leave them in much longer passed this point. Never use scorched nuts. if yours scorched, sorry. Guess feed to the birds?

I could tell you why but this is running way too long for a 3 ingredient recipe!

When cool, place in food processor with erm…maybe a teaspoon of sea salt. Or none. Or table salt. I don’t care what y’uns do.

Process on almost max. My food processor is almost as old as I am and boy, do I hope I look better for my age!

I processed 1 minute at a time. After 2 minutes, my machine was getting hot. I took that tablespoon -handy devices for thumping errant kids or poking at food…or thumping errant food or poking at kids and sort of scraped the sides down and in. Mine was really still in the ground but stage but getting ready to begin hitting the butter stage.

I went and scrubbed something clean for a few minutes (can’t recall what, just let your machine cool if it gets hot before continuing). I ended up doing 2 more 1 minute rounds, with a scrape inwards between.

Add chocolate chips or chunks. This is why it’s so easy. I used Enjoy Life brand (for common food allergies and issues) but I seriously don’t care. Use a higher quality product (less to no wax/ shelf-safe ingredients) for smoother end result. Use lower quality for cost savings after dumping a cup of nuts into the processor.

Process together 1 minute. Et voila!

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Store in fridge if you don’t plan on consuming within a week or so. Or if you like it to harden up some.
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like being surrounded by family

I mean the good ones who were dying off when I was a kid (I’ll be 43 in October, my grandparents were born in the 1880s).

Hillbillies made their own fun, not having electricity. A lot of that was through the music. Some was funny, some was spooky (finding your returned love to be a spirit) and a lot had a spiritual theme.

The always different, usually delightful KDHX.org (listen locally on FM 88.1 or online at KDHX.ORG) just played this gem.

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