When I’m completely bored, I’ll sometimes go to BadBoy and mess up his desk, alter the angle of his monitor or my favourite:
Put my fingertip on his temple and ask, ‘Does it bother you when I do this?’
He usually does the BEST thing, which is to ignore me. Because if I can make you squeak or holler or react, I’ll continue the Devilment. It amuses us, doesn’t it?
I’m doing said favourite trick when suddenly–
The only thing for me to do was leap back, then hang my head, returning to my desk.
‘Mess with The Bull, that’s what you get!’ he said as I whimpered away.