The cutest thing you’ve ever seen.
1. A wife whose breakfast-time summaries of TV programs she watched last night take longer than the actual programs.
2. The only two-legged grandsomething I’m ever going to get from my daughter will most likely be a foul-mouthed kleptomaniac cockatoo or an unbalanced double-amputee wombat which she has adopted from Animal Welfare.
3. Timmy the new kitten and Kebba our dysfunctional pig dog are shamelessly flouting the laws of nature.
It’s very fortunate that at least one person in this family is devoid of peculiarity. You may consider me to be like an electronic room deodoriser…… spurting out fragrant poofs of wisdom and sensibility ad libitum all over my fiefdom to overpower the foul absurdities which surround me.
It is hard being normal.
Now if you don’t mind I’d like to go now and finish writing my current academic gift to mankind; “Digital procedures for estimating core…
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