pink eye

-not pink eyes

This weekend I knew that I had more than allergies. It felt like somebody was rubbing glass shards in my eye. This seemed a tiny surprise as I’ve had a few eye injuries and even infections–some were terrifying to behold but didn’t come near this in torment. Oddly, also, it didn’t look that bad. Course I’m comparing it to the way it felt.

I went to the dr: pink eye.

Spike: I can cure that.

Me: I tried salt water.

Spike: Naw. First you put kosher salt in, then use this nifty jar of spray–

Me: Blu-kote?

Spike: …this spray and rub it in fm really well. I have cured every patient I’ve worked on.

Me: You mean all the brown-eyed girls?

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