The Duchess: How was The Parade?
Me: I got into an argument with a cop who has a problem with middle-aged women…who cross police barricades.
Dutch: Stop calling yourself ‘middle-aged.’
Spike: How was The Parade?
Me: I got drunk and slept through most of it.
Me: I mixed my drinks early. Wasn’t planned. Could’ve done worse.
-let me just say, dressing up somebody who’s taking a nap during a parade’s not cool…though it is funny