50- something Dude: Ever try catnip?
Me: [arches eyebrow] I know what you’re saying. That shite don’t work.
50: No! It’s true! You smoke it and–
Me: Yeah. I have smoked it and hash-brownied it. No effect.
50: Really? Of all the ‘others,’ it worked for me; you know dried banana peels, nutmeg, oregano–
Me: Stinks up the house worse than reefer. Na, man. I’m a Serious Alcoholic–
50: Takes something with more ‘pow?’
-you realise, it’s just mint?