home fuckage, part 2: In the Ozarks, a washer on the porch is ONE thing…

  
Your toilet, if outside, is normally an outhouse. I have neither.

But I’m capable of copping a squat, luckily.

My refrigerator is outside my bedroom door, which I’m thinking is a great idea. You don’t want to know the rest.

I went to the doctor yesterday coz I thought I had strep.

Turns out, I just have 2 infected ears, which are quite swollen, down into my throat and glands. It hurts and my big antibiotic makes me pukey, no time like the present for house fuckage.

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4 thoughts on “home fuckage, part 2: In the Ozarks, a washer on the porch is ONE thing…

  1. Oh gawd. The worst time to be sick is when your house is fucked up. And you’re squatting in the woods, doing laundry in town, brushing your teeth with bottled water, etc. I think the fridge location is nice, though.

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