Found this, dust-covered, inside an ancient cup from Ballaghaderreen. –say that 3 times, quickly
I’m all: what is in this?
::wipes off dust::
That’s not my handwriting. But it is the key to a tin of Spam marked ‘LR Key.’ –for the children who now have children, Spam and other fine potted meats used to come with this ‘key,’ which you put a tab into the groove at the end and ‘rolled open’ the metal lid
Who could argue with that?