Worst nature doc ever but here’s me a couple of minutes ago.
You could say that I’ve played with the Beetles…
And I should say, I really expected it to squirt an horrible-smelling goo on me or at least pinch. It did neither, so I’m sticking with scarab or stag but I could swear stag beetles had way bigger ‘racks’ when I was a kid.
I think it’s your general shit-bug.