‘Cock’

Big, bad Marine Sarg hands me a box yesterday. ‘Ms. Reed, I have a cock for you.’

I arch an eyebrow.

‘CLOCK for you.’ 

The funniest part is he scurried away and pretended the Freudian slip had not happened.

‘Erm, you didn’t say–‘

‘Let it go.’

‘But you didn’t say–‘

‘Let it go! It was an accident!’

Probably less embarrassed and more worried about a Civil suit but I thought it was funny.

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